Saturday, 6 September 2014

Book Bucket list challenge has hit blogging platforms  also. Many tagged me in facebook which I ignored conveniently. But after reading the topic on a blogging platform, my reader’s mind was alerted and my hands started itching to write for once and get over with this book bucket list. Here is my book list which has inspired me in life. Go ahead and read


1-Get your Ad sense approved in 10days
This book is written by one of the pro-techie blogger (name is copyrighted, so can’t mention) who makes his living via blogging. Must read book for all the newbies. I read this book and my adsense got approved in 10days: P
PS- Please ignore if you don’t see the adsense ads in his/my blog. You can’t judge his book just by ads in his/my blog you see ;)

2-Art of Back scratching
This book teaches every blogger how to comment sweetly even on a crappy post and also vote for the posts without reading (basically time management), it’s a quick read. Written by many bloggers in many variants who has PHD in back scratching from oxford, Harvard ETC  universities. Available in Amazon,flipkart with 50% discount if you use this code-&%$B exclusively for bloggers. Go ahead and buy and become a best back scratch-er: P
I’ve read this many times in all possible variants but still I am taking time to learn, that explains my academic capabilities: P

3-Secrets of winning blogging contests for Dummies.
After reading this book I became winner from looser. Check my accolades section in my blog to know my winning saga. Thanks to the veteran blogger who wrote this book and made me winner in life: P

4-Be an intellectual over Night
This book saved my life. One day I was very upset as people don’t take me seriously because I’m stupid without any brains. But I was determined to change people prospective towards me and started googling. Thanks to Google Baba, I found this amazing book which changed my life. You want people to take you seriously? You want people to think you are an intellectual person? It’s easy, just start a blog and say you are blogger. As I started a blog, now I am proud to say that I am one of the living proofs for intellectual: P

5-Chethan Bhagath as Chethan Bhagath
You haven’t read this book? Then you are not considered as a veracious reader. Go grab this book and gain name in book reader's circle.
PS- This book is limited edition with very less no of copy. I had to pay 5 times more price than the original price. But it was worth investing as I got accepted in book reader’s circle: P

6-Art of lifting idea without being called as plagiarist
This is the book which teaches you the art of lifting ideas, and writing in your blog in your words. Also teaches you how to pass through plagiarism checking tools. Wear your creative hat in a style.

7-Quit Blogging and Take up Farming
I am the proud author of this book and facing little problem in publishing as the line I mean title of this book is copied from IB. Anyway talks are on with the IB team and I am sure they will let me use this as a title of my book as I’ve told them that I will give credit to the team in my book. I will make a blog post about it once my book gets published. I will also put up amazon, flipkart and other affiliated links/widget to buy this book. Please click on those links and buy so I can get rich very soon.
I will take this opportunity to thank everyone in advance for making me rich.
I am sorry I have mentioned only 7 books. I’ve taken up a crash course online by paying 100 USD using my credit card to get a degree to be a googling expert.
Once I finish this course, I will Google and dig up other 3 books and will update this post.
Till then, please go buy the above mentioned books and become successful blogger: P
PS- I have not mentioned the book authors name as the names are copyrighted. Please feel free to Google and find out who are the authors.


PPS- I have written this post just for fun. 

15 comments:

  1. Eagerly waiting to read your farming guide =))

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    1. Ranjith,Its not a farming guide.The book revolves around a protagonist who is a blogger and decides to quit blogging and takes up farming. Book has lots of emotional drama and I am sure it will be a good bollywood movie if they add one item song to it :P

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  2. Hahaaa you made it hilarious PKnitha... except CB's mention enjoyed your post :))

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    1. Thanka Anunoy....I have read all CB's book and that makes me voracious reader.....

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  3. Nice bucket list kindly forward me the names of these famous publishers, I want to drink the water washed of their feet :P

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    1. I have collected the water and stored in used mineral water bottle and also closed it tightly using feviquick. Kindly forward me your address and also courier charges :)

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  4. Lol I really took it seriously for the first book but then I could not help but laugh at the sarcasm :p :D
    This is an amazing post :D :D l

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    1. Glad I made you laugh :) my intention behind sarcasm is just to make few people laugh :))

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  5. Just noticed that you have completed 50k blog views ;) congrats :D

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    1. Thanks Anmol :) told you I am a living proof of intellectuals..Now I can proudly point out my grand 50k stats to prove that I am an intellectual :))

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  6. This is the post I loved more than any other on the Indispire topic.

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    1. Glad you loved my post NSV, Intention behind this post is pure fun :)

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    1. Mr. Miglani, Please take my post seriously and read all the above mentioned books...

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    2. you are asking the Author to read his own books.

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